Booze really was medicinal, after a near-death experience. Holding a drink in both hands and letting it corrode the topmost layer of his mouth and throat, Laurence felt a spiritual relationship with Bushmills.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
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Drew Carey
Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss.
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Robert A. Heinlein
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
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Benjamin Franklin
I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.
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Dorothy Parker
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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Steve Martin
More Quotes By Charlie Jane Anders
I hope it's the good kind of dilemma, " Reginald broke Patricia's reverie. "Whatever one you're on the horns of.".." I was just thinking, " she said. "There are so many scary problems in the world. Like, I was just reading that we could be...
When the world turns chaotic, we must be the better part of chaos.
As Dorothy J. Heydt famously said, the eight deadliest words for any work of fiction are 'I don't care what happens to these people.
Do you think the occasional witch burning helps to weld society together?
A society that has to burn witches to hold itself together is a society that has already failed, and just doesn't know it yet.
